Silo Art Trail

Where is it? Grampians – West Victoria heading north toward Mallee (Victoria’s Wheat Belt)

Distance: 174km (Halls Gap – Rupanyup – Sheep Hills – Brim – Rosebery)

Time: 2 hour 15 min, one way

Most recent visit: 26 November 2017

Cool features: The Silos!

There is also a random mannequin gardener in the middle of a roundabout in Minyin. He’s wearing a high-vis, so I can only imagine you’d be thoroughly confused going through after dark… Google thinks he’s real (street view has blurred his face).

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Notes: With enough time, we could have continued through to Lascelles and Patchewollock to see some more silos, but we had to head back to Halls Gap.






Cathedral Ranges National Park – Ned’s Saddle, Ned’s Peak, Little Cathedral Peak, Cathedral Peak

Where is it? Drive the Black Spur to Marysville (best road!) and continue toward Taggerty – about 2 hours

Distance: 8.7 km

Time: Approx. 4 hours

Most recent visit: 2 January 2018

Difficulty: Moderate to Difficult

Cool features: The views from each peak are fantastic. At Ned’s Peak there is a nice sneak peak of the rocky ridge line. While quite tricky in parts, some sections of trail are exceptionally rustic so it’s very easy to be consumed in the wilderness. Spotting Sugarloaf Peak is also a great sight.

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Notes: The time markers on some of the signs seem to be worst case scenario. For instance, Cathedral Peak back to Ned’s Gully Campground (downhill) is signed as 2 hours, but it’s easy to do it in half that time unless you’re particularly nervous about steep descents. Yes it’s tricky, but it’s not that time consuming. From Ned’s Saddle, definitely head to Little Cathedral first, then continue up to Cathedral. The Cathedral – Ned’s Saddle section would be very difficult if ascending it.


Murrindindi – Wilhelmina Falls and Mill Track

Where is it? Just past the Yarra Valley – about 1 hour 20 min from Melbourne

Distance: 10.3 km (circuit)

Time: Approx. 2.5 – 3 hours

Most recent visit: 9 September 2017

Difficulty: Moderate, with short steep sections

Cool features: The Falls are the highlight of this walk. Wattle is prominent in September and the bright yellow views as you ascend the stairs at the falls are gorgeous.

Map and track info:

Notes: Jacksons Road is a 4WD track connecting through to Mill Track, which you enter into on the left. It’s fairly exposed to the elements (sun) unlike the earlier parts of the hike.

2017 in review: My top 10 gigs

10. Lior & The Australian Youth Orchestra ‘Compassion’ – Recital Centre – 11 July

Incredible arrangements, Lior’s beautiful voice, one of Melbourne’s finest venues – an outstanding culmination.

9. Marlon Williams – Curtin Bandroom – 14 March

The first time in a long time and the debut of a swag of new songs – this was the hottest gig of the year, but Marlon never disappoints.

8. LCD Soundsystem – MCA – 26 July

One to tick off the wish list! Watching LCD build songs live is something to behold.

7. Sia – AAMI Park – 30 November

Art installation meets dancing theatre with some of the best modern pop songs going around. This was totally different to any pop show I’ve seen.


6. Maggie Rogers – Forum Theatre – 23 July

This caught me off guard – such a captivating new artist with material to back the hype. Despite seeing several seasoned bands the same week (thanks Splendour), this came out on top.

5. City Calm Down – Shimmerlands Festival – 5 February

Melbourne Uni in the pouring rain (I’m talking torrential) – City Calm Down played anyway in a spectacularly atmospheric fashion. Thanks for not getting electrocuted.

4. Feist – Forum Theatre – 1 December

Enchanting, musically striking and funny, Feist delivered a lengthy stand out. Album Pleasure in its entirety was a treat and her “guitar boss” moments were superb!


3. Aurora – Recital Centre – 31 January

Aurora’s vocal performance was flawless and she entranced the room with stunning music, whimsical banter and cool projections.

2. Making Gravy – Sidney Myer Music Bowl – 16 December

A solid lineup contributed to a damn fine night of tunes: Meg Mac vocally blowing us away, Gang of Youths giving one of the most expressive and fervent performances I’ve seen, and Paul Kelly dishing out the classics like he was Santa.


1. Paul McCartney – AAMI Park – 5 December

This show deserves every superlative. The songs are all classics, the singalongs amazing, the tributes heartfelt and the energy and character of 75 year old Paul almost unbelievable. The set list speaks for itself – so many Beatles tunes for what might be a once in a lifetime musical opportunity!


2017 in review: My top 10 albums

10. Kingswood – After Hours, Close To Dawn

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 9. Loyle Carner – Yesterday’s Gone

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 8. St. Vincent – Masseduction


 7. Elbow – Little Fictions

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 6. Dappled Cities – |||||

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 5. The Preatures – Girlhood

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 4. Gang of Youths – Go Farther In Lightness

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 3. Lorde – Melodrama

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 2. Dan Sultan – Killer

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1. Gordi – Reservoir

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December album reviews

Miguel – War & Leisure

Miguel’s a busy dude and seemingly has a tonne of friends, having spent the last couple of years appearing on tracks from all sorts – Mac Miller to Schoolboy Q to Dua Lipa. Beginning as a smooth, upbeat and feel-good record, Miguel’s fourth long player, War & Leisure, takes dark turns, as well as laying down some uncomfortable truths. It’s varied in the right way, balanced to really draw you in before it sets things straight. Miguel wears his influences on his sleeve, with nods to Prince slicked through this album, vocally on ‘Pineapple Skies’ and guitar-wise on ‘Banana Clip’. Album highlights come by way of the sombre ‘City of Angels’, in which an apocalyptic Los Angeles is imagined, and ‘Wolf’, which fuses Miguel’s best blues take with gutsy vocals. Politics is the new relationship in 2017, with every pop and R&B star penning their thoughts on the rather shitty state of affairs. Miguel is no exception and there’s poignancy in War & Pleasure late comers, no more so than on album finisher ‘Now’, which sends a clear message: “It’s time we talk about it / Let’s not waste our common ground / We will fall for standing and watching, all in silence / Dear Lord, are we numb? Where we going right now?”


Sia – Everyday Is Christmas

Sia’s song writing has seen some stellar albums, commercial smash hits or her own and for others, and accolades galore. And when you reach superstardom, your thoughts turn to… making a Christmas record? Christmas albums are such a niche market it’s hard to say whether they are a success or not; but even if it’s forgotten come Boxing Day, Sia’s pop prowess ensures that Everyday Is Christmas is, at the very least, a seasonal win. The ten tracks are originals, which is the first tick, and for the most part they sound like actual Sia songs, the second. There’s no religious fervour that some Chrissy records push, and there’s little sop. What Sia does deliver are inflated, colourful jams that will appeal to kids and inner-kids alike. ‘Candy Cane Lane’ sounds like the product of a true sugar overdose, while ‘Ho Ho Ho’ gets jolly about drinking all the booze with your misfit friends on Christmas – sounds good to me. Also appreciated is ‘Puppies Are Forever’, which is the kind of message that needs to be yelled more and more this time of year. The jovial side settles down at the back end, with Sia slowing pace on the final three tracks, but keeping things wistful in the round out. There’s definitely some tracks on Everyday Is Christmas that could replace the stale classics thrashed out every December. This will be a fun one to revisit in a year’s time.


Charli XCX – Pop 2

Prior to recently seeing Charli XCX support Sia, I didn’t know much about her and thought what tunes I did know were fairly average (‘Boys’ is all kinds of bland). On stage, Charli delivered a pretty fun show, supplementing what the song writing lacked with a solid, energetic presence. So, I figured I’d give Pop 2 a go… A collaboration bonanza, Pop 2 seemed full of promise, with everyone from Carly Rae Jepsen to MØ and, well actually, a whole bunch of names I didn’t recognise. It begins with an approach that Charli seems to take with her everywhere: auto-tune. When artificial intelligence takes over Earth, the robots will leave Charli XCX alone the moment she starts singing to them. The Carly Rae double up takes the lead, followed by another with Tove Lo (‘Out of My Head’), which attempts the kink of the Swedish singer (“You got me doin’ all this stupid shit / You fuck me up like this / Secretly I’m into it though”) but falls way short of just how dirty Tove’s own lyrics are. Pop 2 doesn’t lift off early, which means by the time a complete pop abomination like ‘I Got It’ sounds, there’s little to no chance of turning it around. Stripper turned rapper Brooke Candy blasts all kinds of nonsense and murders the track entirely. As much as I love MØ, even she can’t bring it all back. Appearing very late in the game on ‘Porsche’, the song repeats the same synthetic nonsense of all that before it and by that stage it’s hard to even still pay attention.



When I heard ‘Lemon’ for the first time I was kinda torn – I wanted to get excited at the prospect of new N.E.R.D, but something about the track grinded me very much the wrong way. Intrigue brought me back, along with the killer Rhianna verse, and before I knew it, I couldn’t get the “bouncing around” repeat out of my head. I realised the single worked because it’s supposed to be strange. And in the very same vein, NO_ONE EVER REALLY DIES succeeds. It’s wacky, a lot of it doesn’t sit right and it’s cross-genre to heck, but somehow the tracks are super catchy, collecting in a solid 2017 late comer. Once ‘Lemon’ kicks things off, there’s a little of what sounds like Pharrell’s solo leftovers in ‘Deep Down Body Thurst’ – a buoyant pop track that sets the mood for what’s to come. Cheesy R&B by way of ‘Don’t Don’t Do It’ carries on the vibe with its very chant-able chorus, before the tables turn with some long hauls in the bizarre ‘ESP’ and ‘Lightning Fire Magic Prayer’, the latter coming in just short of eight minutes and flipping between weird synthetic percussion and the sound of running water. There’s plenty of friends on board as well, like Future, Kendrick Lamar, M.I.A. and Andre 3000. By ten tracks in, you’d think N.E.R.D would have exhausted their imagination, but then out of nowhere Ed Sheeran pops up on glitzed up reggae closer. I told you this was odd, right? Blending everything from hip hop, R&B, pop, and rock, N.E.R.D have a knack for getting you hooked on the peculiar. And it’s been a long time between drinks (Nothing was released seven years ago), so it all comes across even more alien at first. But sink in, and NO_ONE EVER REALLY DIES will have you well and truly back on board.


Eminem – Revival

The (extended) saying goes, “you can’t polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter” right? Well not everyone can – Eminem’s rolled his latest work (said turd), but it’s very patchy and despite the sparkly spots, it is still quite visibly a big ol’ pile of shit. I realise the absurdity here – likening Beyonce, Pink, Ed Sheeran and Alicia Keys, who all for some reason appear on Revival, to glittery spots patch-working a poo; but really, for one of the last albums we’ll hear in 2017, it’s an incredible dud. Having been at it for over 20 years, you’d think he’d evolve, but Eminem is still doing the same stuff I remember all the 14 year old boys thinking was “fully sick”. And frankly, nothing a 14 year old boy likes is remotely “fully sick”. The formula goes: sings about himself, gets a guest in, sings about someone doing him wrong, gets angry, gets a guest in, gets angry… Repeat. All over some of the lamest backing tracks Eminem could afford. So there you go, now you don’t need to endure those 80 minutes(!)…